Post by MegaDude on Jan 8, 2014 2:36:18 GMT -5
You've probably noticed the random quote generator at the top of the page. I last updated the set of quotes it's pulling from a couple of years ago so I was thinking there are probably some new quotes from recent books or movies that we could add.
As you can see from the quotes in there now, they're not strictly the original quote, but rather something that can be modified to put the word "Forum" in it, or reference a forum activity, but still have enough of the original so that the kind of people browsing a PA forum would recognize it.
Below is the list of current quotes. Let me know if any one has any suggestions for additions.
Quotation[0] = "All I see are dead posts. ";
Quotation[1] = "This whole forum is infested with killer cockroaches. I repeat: KILLER COCKROACHES! ";
Quotation[2] = "Get a new Forum! ";
Quotation[3] = "You are the Duke of Forums! You're A-Number One! ";
Quotation[4] = "M-O-O-N, that spells forum. ";
Quotation[5] = "Life clocks are a lie! Carousel is a lie! THERE IS NO FORUM! ";
Quotation[6] = "Fish, plankton, sea greens... protein from the forum! ";
Quotation[7] = "The forum, the precious forum... ";
Quotation[8] = "Two days ago I saw a vehicle that would haul that forum. ";
Quotation[9] = "Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Forum! ";
Quotation[10] = "The last of the forums... a piece of history! ";
Quotation[11] = "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... Post-Apocalyptic Forum's here! ";
Quotation[12] = "Two men enter, one man posts. ";
Quotation[13] = "Welcome, to another edition of Post-Apocalyptic Forum! ";
Quotation[14] = "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty forum! ";
Quotation[15] = "Post-Apocalyptic Forum is people! ";
Quotation[16] = "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to the Post-Apocalyptic Forum! ";
Quotation[17] = "One: there has been a malfunction in Project Flashlight with devastating results. Two: it seems I am the only person left on the forum. ";
Quotation[18] = "I grew up with that forum, I know its power. ";
Quotation[19] = "IT'S NOT A FORUM! IT'S A WEAPON. ";
Quotation[20] = "Touch me with that forum again and you're not getting it back. ";
Quotation[21] = "No! It's my forum, I trained it, I'm going to eat it! ";
Quotation[22] = "I'm just here for the forum. ";
Quotation[23] = "You're nothing but a drifter who found a forum. ";
Quotation[24] = "I was at the Battle of Georgetown; I watched the forum burn to the ground! ";
Quotation[25] = "I will kill anyone who touches the forum. Because that's my job. ";
Quotation[26] = "Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through the forum in five minutes. Go. ";
Quotation[27] = "That's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was a forum now. ";
Quotation[28] = "Only one thing worse than a dragon... Forums. ";
Quotation[29] = "Two drifters meet. Something needs to be posted. ";
Quotation[30] = "The first rule of the Post-Apocalyptic Forum: Post ";
Quotation[31] = "REPENT! - THE FORUM IS EXTREMELY EFFING NIGH ";
Quotation[32] = "I'm looking for the Forum of the 12 Monkeys. ";
Quotation[33] = "The year: 1994. From out of space comes a runaway forum, hurtling between the Earth and the Moon, unleashing cosmic destruction!";
As you can see from the quotes in there now, they're not strictly the original quote, but rather something that can be modified to put the word "Forum" in it, or reference a forum activity, but still have enough of the original so that the kind of people browsing a PA forum would recognize it.
Below is the list of current quotes. Let me know if any one has any suggestions for additions.
Quotation[0] = "All I see are dead posts. ";
Quotation[1] = "This whole forum is infested with killer cockroaches. I repeat: KILLER COCKROACHES! ";
Quotation[2] = "Get a new Forum! ";
Quotation[3] = "You are the Duke of Forums! You're A-Number One! ";
Quotation[4] = "M-O-O-N, that spells forum. ";
Quotation[5] = "Life clocks are a lie! Carousel is a lie! THERE IS NO FORUM! ";
Quotation[6] = "Fish, plankton, sea greens... protein from the forum! ";
Quotation[7] = "The forum, the precious forum... ";
Quotation[8] = "Two days ago I saw a vehicle that would haul that forum. ";
Quotation[9] = "Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Forum! ";
Quotation[10] = "The last of the forums... a piece of history! ";
Quotation[11] = "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... Post-Apocalyptic Forum's here! ";
Quotation[12] = "Two men enter, one man posts. ";
Quotation[13] = "Welcome, to another edition of Post-Apocalyptic Forum! ";
Quotation[14] = "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty forum! ";
Quotation[15] = "Post-Apocalyptic Forum is people! ";
Quotation[16] = "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to the Post-Apocalyptic Forum! ";
Quotation[17] = "One: there has been a malfunction in Project Flashlight with devastating results. Two: it seems I am the only person left on the forum. ";
Quotation[18] = "I grew up with that forum, I know its power. ";
Quotation[19] = "IT'S NOT A FORUM! IT'S A WEAPON. ";
Quotation[20] = "Touch me with that forum again and you're not getting it back. ";
Quotation[21] = "No! It's my forum, I trained it, I'm going to eat it! ";
Quotation[22] = "I'm just here for the forum. ";
Quotation[23] = "You're nothing but a drifter who found a forum. ";
Quotation[24] = "I was at the Battle of Georgetown; I watched the forum burn to the ground! ";
Quotation[25] = "I will kill anyone who touches the forum. Because that's my job. ";
Quotation[26] = "Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through the forum in five minutes. Go. ";
Quotation[27] = "That's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was a forum now. ";
Quotation[28] = "Only one thing worse than a dragon... Forums. ";
Quotation[29] = "Two drifters meet. Something needs to be posted. ";
Quotation[30] = "The first rule of the Post-Apocalyptic Forum: Post ";
Quotation[31] = "REPENT! - THE FORUM IS EXTREMELY EFFING NIGH ";
Quotation[32] = "I'm looking for the Forum of the 12 Monkeys. ";
Quotation[33] = "The year: 1994. From out of space comes a runaway forum, hurtling between the Earth and the Moon, unleashing cosmic destruction!";